At a hair salon, a man got his hair cut. He went to
pay the salonist, when the salonist said, "Oh, you
don't have to pay me. I'm on community service and you
get the haircut for free." So, the man left. The next
day, the salonist found a dozen roses from the man as
a thank you.

The next day, a policeman came to get his hair cut.
When he got ready to pay, the salonist said, "Oh, you
don't have to pay me. I'm on community service and you
get the haircut for free." So, the policeman left. The
next day, the salonist found a dozen doughnuts from
the policeman.

The very next day, a Philippino came to get his hair cut.
When he came to pay, the salonist said, "Oh, you don't
have to pay me. I'm on community service and you get
the haircut for free." So the Philippino left. The next
day, the salonist found a dozen Philippinos waiting for
a free haircut!

Q: What did the Philippino chef name his cookbook?

A: 'How To Wok Your Dog'!


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